Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
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