they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
My vagina is very pro this idea
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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