I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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