Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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