You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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