i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
