fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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