i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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