i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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