Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
