you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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