Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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