When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
