I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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