Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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