??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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