How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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