i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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