The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Randomize
