Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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