I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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