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(631): View more from New York

Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar

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(314): View more from Missouri

Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.

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(520): View more from Arizona

This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.

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(770): View more from Georgia

We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.

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(731): View more from Tennessee

After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.

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(813): View more from Florida

I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable

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