You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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