does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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