So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
