He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I believe in your delicious
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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