There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
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