Where did you get a picture of my penis
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
time to smoke my breakfast
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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