I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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