Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
hell yes lets make some ravioli
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
