its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
