Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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