my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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