You work out of a Hotel?
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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