it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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