id be glad to
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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