Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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