I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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