Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
you're hired as official boob wrangler
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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