I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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