This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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