Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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