The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
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