I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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