Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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