He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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