Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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