He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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