So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I want to have your abortion
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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