i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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